Getting Laid
In which the whole gang is getting very silly.
After a while, Kristin and Eric, arrive, from where no one says and no one asks.
“Good luck,” Travis says to Kristin.
“What’s up?” Nick asks as Kristin and Eric make their way up the stairs, leaning on each other.
Travis turns from watching the pair to Nick. “You remember Sandy Bennett?”
Nick has to think about it for a moment, and then his eyes widen in remembrance. “The one with the boots?”
“The killer boots,” letting Nick see what he is thinking.
“Oh boy! Somebody’s gettin’ boots fer Kreesmas!”
Shushing Nick and looking over his shoulder to insure that Sandy isn’t already on her way down the stairs, Travis replies, “Keep it down, dude.”
Nick is drunk and acting silly. He covers his mouth and looks up the stairs, too.
Ian, John, and Dizzy are still waiting for an explanation of all the covert motion going on between the two. “Who’s this chick?” John asks.
“Old girlfriend—sort of.”
“Dude,” Nick interjects, “You pretty much ditched her. You think she’s still got it on for you?” Shrugging, Travis replies, “Near as I can tell, from what happened up there.”
Nick performs a little jig and imitates a bad seventies porno soundtrack bass.
Dizzy hits Nick on the arm. “You’re so bad.”
“You know,” Ian says, changing the subject, “we should just go over to the house and get a bunch of beers in a cooler—drink ’em right here.”
“They got six fuckin’ kegs up there,” Travis points out.
“Six?” Nick asks incredulously.
“That’s what Phil says.”
“Is Phil up there?” Dizzy asks lovingly. “I love Phil.”
“He is standin’ by the keg in the kitchen.”
“I’ll be back,” Dizzy says. “I’m gonna’ go say hey.”
As Dizzy makes her way up the fire escape, Nick leans over and punches Travis in the shoulder and then gyrates his hips. “Git-in-laid!”
Despite Travis’s attempt to retain a casual demeanor, Nick’s optimism is catchy. “‘Bout damn time, too.”
“What the hell’ya’ doin’ down here, man. You should be schmoozin’ it up there.”
“It’s casual.” He gives Ian a cheers with his plastic beer cup. “Gotta’ play hard to get sometimes.”
“We’ll play it cool, dude. Make you look good,” Ian says, smiling vicariously. “You know,” Ian says, laughing, “make it look like you just ducked out on her ’cause of some super-secret government mission or somethin’.”
“Hell, I liked her. I just wasn’t gonna’ be the other man. I think she knows that.” Travis looks up the stairs. “Or she’s just wasted.”
“Either way!” Nick cheers.
Ian adds, “Yeah, but dude, the other man has no obligations.”
“Da’ otha’ man gets his booty fo’ free!” Nick yells.
“You need to get laid,” Travis informs Nick.
A surprised look comes over Nick’s face—some epiphany. “You know what? You’re right.”
And he wonders off up the stairs.
“What the hell?” Travis asks to no one in particular after Nick has walked off.
“I think he’s been here a while, dude,” Ian replies.
“And he’s horny,” John adds.
“How’re you doin’?” Travis asks.
John shrugs. “I’m horny too.”
“No, no, no. How’re you doin’?” Travis asks again, holding up his beer.
John examines the glass soberly. “I’m drunk and horny.”
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